Billy Bob just kept on smiling and ignored the mullet jokes, he knew that no one else could boast their mom was their half sister and their dad was their uncle. 

Pattern: Mullet.

Terry caressed his trusty matches of doom as he watched 10 Downing Street burn to the ground. What Glenys didn't know, was that his innocent looking tank top was actually a suicide bomb vest as well.

Pattern: Terry Top